TwinBee holds the great distinction of being the 69th NES MEGAMIX, and also the first NES Switch Online game to be imported from Japan into the West. This gives me high hopes of more JP exclusives (AKA Famicom games) making their way overseas such as SD Keiji Blader, Kid Niki 2 and 3, Devil World, Fire Emblem, and Joy Mech Fight. Oh wait they already released Joy Mech Fight in Japan for Switch but not everyone else. Urgh.

The reason TwinBee made it over is probably because they didn't need to translate anything to make it happen. It would have helped if they included an instruction manual because the game is a bit deeper than it seems. Good thing GAME TEST PLAY created an NES MEGAMIX. Now you can figure out what the hell you're suppose to be doing before you jump in. You're welcome.

Try to collect a red bell as quickly as possible. This gives you a rediciously overpowered shield that lasts like 30 hits. Stupid millennials would probably call this "broken." You people are broken. That's why your country keeps going to hell and everyone is forced into socialist wages and likes to masturbate to furniture porn.

TwinBee is a quick distraction from all this. At first it seems impossible to beat, but once you understand a few basic strategies it's totally doable, especially with a friend. Actually a friend might make it more difficult collecting bells if they keep hampering your flow. Screw it. Just play Twinbee if you get a hot minute.