Kids misbehaving in the car? If you had Bump 'n' Jump available to play on your Nintendo Switch then you wouldn't have to worry about disciplining your children ever again.

I think it's fair to recognize that children are over-medicated in the West. So what's an alternative approach to handling the little jackals after they reach that age when they get too jumpy? Make them play Bump 'n' Jump, a classic NES title that still holds up well today. It's intuitive enough that even a 5-year old can pick up and play, but it will take them some time to absorb the subtleties of knowing when to bump, when to jump, and when to sit still and shut the hell up.

16 courses and a handful of catchy tunes makes this a smooth ride, so it won't aggro you while driving. Each environment gets its own theme, so you can hear when they finally made it to the next level, which won't come easy. Your child will crash and die a lot, which will only serve as a reminder of what could happen if they keep fooling around.

When you get home, try playing it on the TV-- Bump 'n' Jump has an impressive sense of speed on a big screen. Which why I am calling for Nintendo, Data East, and whoever holds the rights to get this game on Nintendo Switch ASAP. If you want to help expedite this process, you can begin by starting a dialogue in the comment section, and let everyone know how awesome Bump N Jump is.