Glaive: Brick Breaker

A Glaive is a weapon that you won't find in Glaive: Brick Breaker. You also won't find any fun levels, interesting powerups, or action-packed entertainment. I've seen a lot of shitty Breakout clones in my time but this is damn-well near the very bottom.

The controls feel like shit, the levels are repetitive and boring, and there are only 3 backgrounds. But they got a custom stage builder so it's cool right? Well good luck with that. Maybe you can invite your mom over to play it or something. And everytime I shoot a missile there's a huge framebreak. Most of your time is spent waiting for the ball to return through a prison of unbreakable blocks.

The music is great but it totally doesn't fit with the gameplay, unless I edit a video together and synchonize it for you. The clubworthy beats made me LOL @ how little thought went into developing this. Skip Glaive: Brick Breaker and just check out the music by Tobu, Steam Phunk, and Kubbi instead,